parasitoidism:

vzm:

parasitoidism:

they would find each other in any universe

divorce. prevails.

they would find each other in any universe to get another divorce

halftoning:

halftoning:

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do you understand

magrittr:

tributary:

this is the same girl in a raincoat

biglawbear:

memendoemori:

melonsap:

only-tiktoks:

For those worried about the crew having to do a whole job just for one person, flight staff only get paid for time they’re in the air; if he’d cancelled, they wouldn’t have gotten paid for zip.

So in other words, he gave them an easy day where they can spend most of it on break, and also airplane staff should unionize.

Also the plane likely has to get to NC somehow so you might as well have fun with it

What a perfect opportunity to join the mile high club and fuck the gay flight attendant

lilcowgirl7:

Learn to love reading and research I promise you’ll never be bored again

grownups2:

grown-ups-2:

Reblog if you love “family dinner time.”    

You’re a bitch because you don’t have this url

plantkat:

finlizziah:

Cat

10001gecs:

ok miss pencil sharpener pussy

louisegluckpdf:

starting a collection

morggo:

Demon in repose.

roundo:

fellasleepinbaltimore:

WHICH AISLE IS THE BOY PUSSY!!!

at Lowes it’s the guy working the paint desk

yesterdaysprint:

The Plain Speaker, Hazleton, Pennsylvania, November 6, 1936

mosticonicposts:

toritheestallion:

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

certified iconic post

fish-that-yells:

prismatic-bell:

luwha:

wizardofgrace:

luwha:

Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines…. unlike the ad, I guess?

20th-century-man:

Sigourney Weaver / production stills from Ridley Scott’s Alien (1979)

I first posted six of these photos back in 2014. One of the newer photos I’ve posted from this scene is currently my top post so I thought I would revisit the 2014 post and add four more photos along with new higher quality versions of some the others. Enjoy!

zegalba:

Pool of milky-blue water completely isolated and untouched for hundreds of thousands years discovered by humans deep inside a cave in New Mexico (2020)